Balsamic vinegar is oddly good on ice cream.

No, seriously. Try it.

They put my dog on viagra.

O.o

I dunno if I should be worried or not. Ever since the Ghost Peppers came, I cant even taste anything less spicy. Like seriously, not even taste, let alone notice the spicy. I noticed it last night when I went to have a piece of pizza and I put some red pepper on it, and by the time I'd noticed that I couldnt taste it, I had put several packets on the same piece and I coulndt even see any of the pizza anymore. O.o

I guess I can understand how that woman with the world record for Ghost Pepper eating can do it; she doesnt taste it...

I suppose I'll just have to keep a constant supply of the Ghost Peppers at all time...

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Where is your God now?

Best think in the world: Type O Negative and The Rasmus videos on super-speed. It somehow makes Peter Steele worlds less scary. But somehow bring about a whole new type of scary.

Ok so get this. I was on Facebook earlier, really bored. I saw an add for a contest for free laser hair removal. So out of boredom I figured, "Ok, what the hell, its not like I'm gonna win, may as well." I enter it. A few hours later, I get a call. I won.

Also, we got the package we've been expecting today. Ryan ordered a new bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce because we've been just so disappointed in all the food we've gotten that is supposed to be spicy. Also, he ordered a container of three ounces of Ghost Peppers. They're, by the Guinness Book record, the world's hottest pepper. Under the Wikipedia "Uses" section it says,

"The pepper is used as a spice in food or eaten alone. One seed from a Naga Jolokia can produce sustained intense pain sensations in the mouth for up to 30 minutes before subsiding. Extreme care should be taken when ingesting the pepper and its seeds, so as to not get it in the eyes. It is used as a cure for stomach ailments. It is also used as a remedy to summer heat, presumably by inducing perspiration. In northeastern India the peppers are smeared on fences or used in smoke bombs as a safety precaution to keep wild elephants at a distance."

They're fucking elephant repellent.

I'm making curry with them right now. So far, I approve.

"I swear to fuck you have thee most hauntingly beautiful sinister evil eyes ive ever seen in my entire life"


I just got that in a message on Myspace from some random guy in the UK. I'm not sure how I should feel about it...

I just got my new laptop and its sooooo PRETTY

Oh god.

Its gone.

::so traumatized::

Ten of the stupidest (or possibly the most awesome?) laws in other countries:


In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.

In Australia, it is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

It is an offense for women of "ill repute or evil looks" to enter a cheese factory in Italy's area of Ferrara.

In France, between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.

In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk while in possession of a cow.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals -- so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have sex with a male animal, however.

In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude; a woman may only be naked while in the bathroom.

In Hong Kong, a woman is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband -- but only if she uses her bare hands. The husband's lover, however, may be killed in any manner desired.

It is illegal in Antibes to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.

Here you go Kate,


http://www.popeater.com/television/article/shamwow-pitchman-arrested/402541?icid=main|main|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Ftelevision%2Farticle%2Fshamwow-pitchman-arrested%2F402541

You know, I think Douglas Adams knew something we dont...

The meaning of life is 42.

2012

20 + 1 x 2 = 42



Hmm.....

You know it figures that the one day I remember to watch the new episode of House while it shows on TV, is the day that they skip showing a new episode.... such disappointment.

Charlie Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012. Maybe his apocalypse is what its all about. I still think Palin running again in 2012 suffers us a more serious problem though. XD

This is MY Boomstick

So I finally got my Bruce tattoo today. Pretty epic. My mom paid for it since I'm doing so well in my classes which makes it all the better. Four hours straight under the needle. Hacked the shit out of me. Was so awesome. Now it hurts like a bitch to walk because its hella sore. Hurts so good. I havent really seen it but apparently it came out really really well, everyone in the shop was all impressed and taking pictures of it and shit. Ryan's hella jealous. (Gretchen, Nixx did it of course and I know you can appreciate that in a way no one else that would read this can, and you'll be pleased to know that Sarah was there today, she's looks good.) So anyways, I might post a picture eventually if I get my camera to work, but all in all, pretty much everyone that reads my LJ I see often enough for them to see it soon anyways.

Uuuuh... Nice to know?

http://www.paulsadowski.com/BirthDay.asp

http://www.paulsadowski.org/NameData.asp

I think Petey is gonna kill me.

He's just been staring at me for like 4 hours. Standing in the same spot at the front of his tank, standing fully up without ever relaxing, and he hasnt moved. He's just staring. He's at least usually scratching at the glass, trying to get attention, but he's just staring...

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I never knew condoms could be so..... Political.

Great website btw.